Sometimes a Dress Looks Better Backwards

At the yard sale I got this amazing black paillettes dress. My first step was to take out the shoulder pads, I have no hips so emphasizing my shoulders is not what I want to be doing. Then I tried it on, and realized that the back might look really good as the front. Turns out I was right! The dress can now go from pretty conservative to super sexy.

It actually looks like I have breasts! Always a good thing with a fancy dress.