Friday, June 19, 2009

Where No Woman Has Gone Before

I had the strangest/most disturbing dream last night, which I believe was completely caused by the cough medicine. All of a sudden I realized I was sitting next to Captain Kirk (at least it wasn't the modern day William Shatner)and he had his arm around me. Spock sat across from us, and when I could hear what they were saying it was them trying to convince me to have a threesome with them. Ummm, no, not happening. First of all I was still engaged in my dream and secondly Spock had very long fingernails which were very unattractive. Luckily I woke up before anything of this actually happened, because really, how do you refuse a Captain of the Enterprise?

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